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- Yoda on the relationship Cyber-Homosexual
Citripio Arturito and feel a shock Force / I have a bad feeling
- Any character in the series at some time
I almost peed of emotion when the rebels destroyed the Death Star launched the One Ring
volcano - George Bush causing his own death at the hands of thousands of geeks
Luke, join me, together we arrange the Milky Way
- Darth Vader a morning breakfast muffins not
Luke, I am your father
- Darth Vader reviewing the
family book
At least this does not occur to Shakespeare
- Miguel Cervantes on Star Wars
remember a little of my mother. He died when I was young
- Princess Leia remembering her mother died three seconds after she was born
also known as Star Wars The Star Wars, Being Guars, Be Worms or The Holy Bible is the Geeks series of films based on the intimate experiences of the famous dancer drunk George Lucas.
Star Wars fans estarbuarenses officially called, as he says in his dictionary the Royal Academy of English Language.
Checks The soldiers are not robots, they have needs just like we
Summary Synopsis
long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ...
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"I am your father."
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"I am your father."
Summary elongated
Surely the above statement that the saga will know soon so here's the plot spoiler:
Episidio IV: A New Hope
In a village Tatooine lived a young farmer named Luke Skywalker, there lived a couple of brothers who had bought at a slave auction. Shortly after their eighteenth birthday, Luke is a partner of robots who was on holiday. Together they discover that they are united by the invisible hands of fate and must rescue Princess Leia from the clutches Scarlet Galactic Empire. On the way will be an old Jedi friends senile infirmities pedorastia named Obi-Wan Kenobi and two drug (Han and Chobaco only), looking for jabba (a giant slug species.)
Luke
The old defending their interests
no logical reason apparent across the Death Star, an evil space station, designed to dominate the world and experts in rates within the evil laugh. As not get Scarlet rescue Leia and as the old Obi-Wan was fighting against another old asthmatic named Darth Vader to see who was the first to enter the bathroom, our friends flee.
After a few minutes returned with reinforcements and Luke Skywalker after smoking two kilos of peyote get to hear a voice telling you to destroy the Empire's ultimate weapon powerful with some peanuts expired.
the end give some awards Luke and Han, Chobaco least, it is very ugly and no where to prick the medal.
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
advantage is young Luke Skywalker Christmas leave with their new friends to ski on a mountain in the Swiss Alps. The Empire makes an appearance with the intent to spoil the holidays for revenge and decide to destroy all life within a radius of 90 kilometers. The friends flee and the rebel fleet is scattered, Luke will find the master Yoda to teach him to cook eggs and Scarlet Leia and the others go to Bespin, Cloud City.
Yoda's training proves harder than expected Luke and decides to secretly poison the food to have a slow and painful death.
If you ever wondered what makes Darth Mather when no one looks, here's the answer to your question.
Darth Vader In Bespin a trap for Scarlet Chobaco Han Solo and with the help of Lando Calrrisian (twin brother of Apollo Creed). When they were in danger Skywalker has a vision led by Yoda's morning breath and decides to go after him and is green when the teacher tells one of the phrases most legendary film history: "Do or do not do, but I do not ask for help that I surf. By the way, before going I had to tell you something. Remember that you wear green drink for breakfast every day and that you liked so much? It's pee, my pee is specifically. Hala, and you can go, but do not step on the accelerator. " Arriving
our young farmer to Bespin Darth Vader meets and decides to solve the conflict of interests through a poker game. Thus occurs the event which will leave to future generations of black type tells the village that he is her father. George Lucas patented the phrase "I am your father" in 1981 and today has raised more than 200,000 million dollars in royalties. Luke lost the last hand of poker and pull off a cliff.
the end they were all drooling watching the Milky Way while thinking that kind of sad geeks can live there.
And note that if you have them.
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi Han Solo
was carbonized in the previous film and Jabba the Hatt saves it in the wall next to his other trophies (Speedy Gonzalez, the mona Chita and McFly almanac). Luke appears and with his new Jedi powers, after a couple of blunders, everyone gets bail and flee. Separated again and the young Jedi goes to visit his teacher. Yoda poisoning because he had been subjected in the previous chapter between rattling dies cursing the Skywalker saga.
chastens As the Empire did not ever decide to build a new Death Star and re-commit the same mistake of leaving an open doorway through which you can get to the toilet. The rebels are very happy they decided to destroy it again by sending a few to the moon of Endor where that space station orbiting combat. They will find a highly advanced civilization of teddy bears through stones and slingshots get beat most war machine ever known galaxy.
a party celebrating the end hippie surrounded by bears.
Note: Episode VII was canceled because there was a hippie party orgy where the bears were thrown at Leia and Luke, and they inherited the Jedi powers and ruled the galaxy and that they could release the stones using the Force.
-Leia: to see if the thought that the hand smooch and thus carries two hours.
-Han: How? "Only two hours? Usually you can be so days.
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
George Lucas, tired of living peacefully in his Skywalker Ranch while millions of fans sent him letters asking very strange things about Jedi decided to end all this nonsense. By its council of elders decided to shoot a new trilogy with star Ronaldinho to give life (or death if you prefer) to Jar Jar Binks, who would later be voted a more sinister character of our childhood. After a casting made from more than 100 million children to find the most repellent and thus could appear Anakin Skywalker.
Darth Vader showing how bad it is
the end, after everyone knew, the young Jedi to evil asks "Is a double saber? Is this legal? "And the answer Sith "" Two to one is legal? "Cut in two and died the bad guy in the beard, but before you have time to make a very great prediction to say that Anakin will be a good boy ...
Episode II: Clone Wars
already grown-up Anakin Skywalker and Padme have impure thoughts Amygdala, a woman four years older than him but in the film is it anyway is a girl who is rich . To all this, his master Obi-Wan makes mad not to go to war against some fireflies flying, while the Count makes an appearance Sudoku, a former Jedi and current vendor pipes wholesale, who believe that their monopoly danger to the Republic decides to attack. Thank goodness that "someone" ordered to create an army of clones "just in case." In a display of lack of seriousness no one asks nothing and use them to stop the Trade Federation.
the end Anakin and Padme are married by the rite Zulu.
darth vader was originally so before you apply a chuck norris roundhouse kicked in the face
[/ b] Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Shit [/ b]
Anakin Skywalker will one day rise from the dark side of the bed and decides to rape and kill children Jedi (also known as frikitos). Yoda does not notice anything because consumption of joints, and while listening to Bob Marley the greatest plot in the history of mankind (or aliens, whichever you prefer) occurs before his bloodshot eyes. Chancellor Palpatine is revealed as the last of the Sith. He also discovers that his assistant General Grevious also not fought in the Clone Wars due to illegal software update since it is killed by Obi-Wan. Which by the way, never beat the count Truku and plots revenge by storm killing all the Jedi and rule the galaxy with Anakin become Darth Vader. The surprise is capitalized because if the hammer has been effective you do not expect anything of it, let alone see the poor little Anakin crawling the ground like human caterpillar. Amygdala
Padme dies after discovering that one of the sons she has had black out, that's when Mace Windu to avoid suspicion is launched from a flat 500 a cry of "I swear I have not had anything to veeeeeeeeeer!".
the end is the Emperor and Darth Vader kissing while the background is the first Death Star under construction.
Stormtrooper's life is intoxicating and free of surprises when no rebels around to touch the balls.
Chronology achronic
The saga was filmed chronologically disordered (ie, in order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2 and 3) and is not finished because there are still books to reach ninth chapter. This disorder will cause some doubts to future generations:
1. In episode five Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are fighting like two tigers pops. OH Suddenly, SURPRISE! Darth Vader tells Luke that his father is ... The viewer knows that from episode three.
2. From episode four there is a noticeable regression in the aesthetics of the spacecraft, which become less aerodynamic and painted entirely in white.
3. Chewbacca, to be an influential in society Wookie (not for nothing is he and none other than King Wookie who come to say goodbye Yoda in episode three) finishes third category smuggler to be a goblet of money to the mafia. Must have done something wrong, that is by not cutting his hair.
4. Anakin Skywalker was a metrosexual failed and bland that rose a princess without breaking a sweat. Your biological child is being a nerd repellent kisses his sister Leia.
5. If the series was a commercial success is difficult to understand why the media and leave half spared computer graphics techniques, done since the scenes of ships with scale models (albeit fantastic).
6. If C-3PO is a childhood memory of Anakin Skywalker is not something you shout anything to Darth Vader, not neither seems to want to own or destroy.
7. In the last three episodes it is clear that the Jedi are tired of hitting cans with laser swords and prefer to fight in slow motion.
unforgiving age 8. Princess Leia is having a marvelous photographic memory to recall, in episode 6, as was his mother, was only a glancing blow with his eyes closed when just born
9. R2-D2 loses the ability to fly. In addition Obi-wan does not seem to remember, but since the first episode that blew the robot is always put in all fregaos.
10. Before the latter two theories:
1. Obi-Wan is a compulsive liar on the matter R2-D2, Obi said even as the Episode 6, he can not lie, but tells the truth, from a certain point of view clear.
2. Or the old man entered as the year old and was on the other side of the galaxy and found out that it was Alzheimer's disease.
Another version of Star Wars.
Anecdotes
* In Spain the title of the series was translated as "Star Wars", which is incorrect, since we know that all the action takes place in a single galaxy, far away.
* In Latin America, the series title was translated as "Being Guars", a famous porn movie, which is incorrect as know that in reality it should be translated as "Being Buars" as proposed by the Academy of the English Language.
* The Castilian village dub made in Spain was all the rage in Latin America.
* The Castilian Latin American dubbing DVDs neutral raged in Spain. On everything from artuditu.
* A draft of the seventh lost film was used by a group of Slavic philology students to create Basilisks Murderers from the Center of the Earth Vs. Hermaphrodites Hippogryph.
Even among the canine race are Star Wars geeks
Characters The following inciclopedistas invites all to add links to the characters that will be incorporated (please alphabetical order, nothing to put your links first.)
If there are links "blind" because the list is almost as was on 20 February. Some of these items will never return:
The Buenos buenisimos
* C-3PO, known in Spain as "Cetrespeó" in other places as "Sitripio"
* Chewbacca (known in Spain as the Chuy and Chile as Chuvaca)
* Han (More) Just Quelauna
* Lando Calrreisian the repressed guy who wanted to brush the princess and not They do sell the coal for the fireplace as Jabba. Eventually becomes good
* Luke Skywalker (known in Spain as Lucas Mother Trotacielos) Window Deck
* * Obi-Wan Kenobi (known in Chile as Obi-Tan Kamorri) Amygdala Padmé
* * Princess Leia * R2
-D2, known in Spain as "erredosdedós" in other places like Arturito "
* Yoda, often mistaken for a gremlin or the iodine column systems. When we leave after a stomach in Total Recall.
The Bad lousy
Baba Fett
* * * Darth Darth
Chávus Adefecious
* Don Miguel de Chile
* Kitty Darth Maul Darth
* * Darth Vader * Jabba the Hutt
(down from his father, Pizza Hutt)
* Palpatine (see Benedict XVI)
* General Grievous, better known as the "tosito"
* Darth Homer
* All Darth Vader kills general (to see how many killed see here) * Darth Baston
that after receiving his cane becomes good because it no longer has to fight for one
* Darth webonidious (Probably Darth Vader original that was plagiarized)
Since threw bleach on your clothes, never again the same
worst
* Jar Jar Binks
Ronaldinho
Enter Academy Star Wars and get your diploma homolagado by 9 out of 10 planets.
Darth Vader phrases
I am your father! Luke, I am sorry not been for you all this time. It's just that, after your master destroy my lungs, I skinned and I should take your mother, things are not what they were before us.
- Darth Vader with Luke sincere.
Father, I am your
Luke - Luke advancing him to Darth Vader.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Darth Vader on Oscar Wilde.
Very intense in the Force family. Bean sprouts should stop eating so much
- Master Yoda after Luke left him dizzy for a reverend fart during training Jedi.
Secretly, I'm an albino mole-bearded New Shweppestonicland, which controls a giant robot suit
- Darth Vader Darth Vader on.
I was born poor in the face, I mark
Dark Side - Darth Vader on Jarabe de Palo.
Ah, yes? Well, you will be his father, but I am the poetry of Luke pet!
- Oscar Wilde on Darth Vader.
Father, I am so ashamed ... Leia and I did before I knew we were twins ....
- Luke Skywalker about his love life.
You ought to be, Luke! We took pictures of everything you did. Apologize now, and give us back our light sabers!
- R2D2 & C3P0 on items of "Monopoly" Luke and Leia.
Those pictures are hilarious and badly! Darth and I change the pictures more fun during our breaks
- Willy Wonka on the items of "Monopoly" Luke and Leia.
Father, if Luke had not taken me before know that we twins would not have known how powerful is the force before watching the Pornhut Jabba, Han Solo, the Wookies, and half a galaxy ...
- Leia Skywalker about his love life.
The smell is very intense
- Darth Vader after jumping a fart in his metal suit piloting his ship chasing a ship.
Luke, use your sphincter, closes his eyes and squeezes
- the schizophrenic voices heard Luke on his head.
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