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Linux computer as the genesis

Source: There are several, and do not know what the original.
I found it in this blog: without cables.blogspot

1. In the beginning God created bit and byte. And they created the word.

2. And there were two Bytes in the Word, and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from zero and it was good.

3. And God said, Let the data be made "and well spent. And God said, "Let the Data go to their proper places." And he created floppy disks, hard disks and compact discs.

4. And God said, Let Let the computers, so there will be a place to put floppy disks, hard disks and compact discs. " Thus God created computers and called them hardware.

5. But had not even software. And God created the programs, large and small "and said," Be fruitful and multiply and fill all the memory. "

6. And God said, "create the program, and the programmer create new programs and govern over the computers and programs and data."

7. And God created the Programmer; and put it in the data center, and God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said: "You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE WINDOWS"

8. And God said: "It's not good for the programmer to be alone." He took a bone Programmer's body and created a creature that would look at and admire the Programmer Programmer and love the things that the programmer did. And God called the creature: the User.

9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was good.

10. But Bill was smarter than all other creatures of God. And Bill said to User: "Did God really tell you not to run any programs?".

11. And the User answered: "God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die."

12. And Bill said to User: "How can you talk about something that did not even try?. At the moment you run Windows will be like God. You will be able to create anything you want with a simple click of mouse. "

13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless since Windows could replace it.

14. So the User installed Windows on your computer, and said to the Programmer that it was good.

15. And the Programmer immediately began looking for new drivers. And God asked him: "What do you want?". And the Programmer said: "I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in DOS." And God said, Who told you need new drivers? Do you run Windows? "And the programmer said:" It was Bill who told us "

16. And God said to Bill: "So did you will be hated by all creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And always sell Windows. "

17. And God said to the User: "So you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your resources, and will to use lousy programs, and will always rely on the Programmers help. "

18. And God said to the Programmer, "Because you listened to the user will never be happy. All your programs will have to correct errors and fix them to the end of time. "

19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door with a password.